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看图学英文（做爱词汇）

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:12:34 +0800

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你知道QJ和JB到底是什么意思吗？

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:12:27 +0800

偶是医院实习生，昨天在值班时QJ了一个空姐，后来她说我JB很大　　
　　
　　　　QJ=抢救
　　　　JB=进步
　　
1.昨天我QJ同学全家…JB工作了一天好痛苦…
　　
　　　　　　QJ=请教
　　　　　　JB=加班
　　
2.昨晚我QJ了同学表妹，看来JB让她很痛苦。
　　
　　　　　　QJ=瞧见
　　　　　　JB=疾病
　　
3.偶昨晚跑去QJ了同学的MM，JB抓住了
　　
　　　　　　QJ：抢劫
　　　　　　JB：竟被
　　
4.昨天我QJ了同学的母亲，她教了我一些锻炼JB的办法。
　　
　　　　　　QJ：求见
　　　　　　JB：肩膀
　　
5.昨天QJ同学的妹妹她被我JB了好几次
　　
　　　　　　 QJ=求见
　　　　　　 JB=击败
　　
6.昨天，同学的母亲最后还是QJ了楼主六岁的小侄子，同学的小侄子JB藏得再好也没有用，毕竟年纪太小了。
　　
　　　　　　QJ=瞧见
　　　　　　JB=即便
　　　　　　注：同学的侄子和楼主的母亲藏猫猫
　　
7.昨天我QJ同学MM，他JB没反抗
　　
　　　　　　QJ=亲近
　　　　　　JB=基本
　　
8.昨天我QJ同学MM一次，事后她要求我把JB送她
　　
　　　　　　QJ=求教
　　　　　　JB=金笔
　　
9.强力贴，不留不行.楼下的jb努力顶呀!

　　　　　　jb=加倍
　　
10. 同学被各位QJ了，偶们其实都是好人，谁叫同学不厚道，偶们只能抽出JB来教训教训他
　　
　　　　　　QJ=气急
　　　　　　JB=教鞭
　　
11.同学看了已经晕了,俺赶快QJ他,并对他的JB做了麻醉
　　
　　　　　　QJ=抢救
　　　　　　JB=局部
　　
12.同学的XX最喜欢小男孩QJ她了,更喜欢小男孩用热气腾腾的小JB喂进她嘴里….
　　
　　　　　　QJ=亲近
　　　　　　JB=煎饼不好意思,太可怕了
　　
13.同学被你们QJ了，全家都被你们QJ了，你们就别JB来，JB去了！
　　
　　　　　　QJ=曲解
　　　　　　JB=局部理解
　　
14.猛然发现同学的MM和大家在公共场所玩QJ，我兴奋不已，立马掏出JB，跃跃欲试。。。
　　
　　　　　　QJ=奇迹
　　　　　　JB=金币

15.昨天我QJ了同学一家的女人事后他们都说我的JB很大
　　
　　　　　　我也是医院实习的医生
　　
16.我每天都QJ同学mm几次，JB和同学mm非常熟悉了
　　
　　　　　　QJ=瞧见
　　　　　　JB=基本
　　
17.同学MM一直要求大家摸黑QJ，结果JB都又红又肿！
　　
　　　　　　QJ＝前进
　　　　　　JB＝脚步
　　
18.耳听得门外有兮嗦之音，于是大呼一声”QJ”，话音未落，但见一个JB伸了进来
　　
　　　　　　QJ=请进
　　　　　　JB=肩膀

来源|河蟹娱乐...

[视频]差点被禁的Axe男用香水广告

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:12:00 +0800

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中移动布局开发手机操作系统代号"Ophone"

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:15:48 +0800

明年春天,第一个由运营商主导的手机操作系统将揭开面纱。中移动、谷歌、联想移动三方正加快开发针对中国市场的智能手机操作系统。
记者昨日从联想移动内部获悉,与中移动合作的新款手机基于谷歌 Android开放平台,但跟此前在国外面世的谷歌手机完全不同,中移动填进去很多有特色的想法,并内嵌了几乎中移动目前所有的业务,据称新代号为 “Ophone”。“中移动想把它包装成专有的手机视窗,并可能作为以后统一的定制标准。”相关人士称。据了解,该操作系统第一步仍在当前的GSM手机上实现,一旦成功推出将开发出针对TD手机的版本。

超冏低腰裤：见过露后面沟沟的，见过露前面毛毛的吗？（图）

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:11:18 +0800

来源|雅虎论坛...

最变态的贴子——把小DD放到女同事的杯子里洗澡

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:01:02 +0800

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这才是BT啊！

作者：dygslf 提交日期：2008-4-22 21:46:40

　　今天晚上，办公室的5个人都去上课了，我就偷偷的把小DD放到女同事的杯子里，水还是热的，让小弟弟洗了个澡，感觉好爽啊。不过水有点热，过了一会，等水凉一点了，我又放进去了，这次整个都进去了，水温温的，好舒服，一会，下课了，女同事回来，第一件事就是喝水，那可是“圣水”啊！我好有快感！也不知道这是什么心理。

来源|天涯社区

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以色列著名黑帮头子遭暗杀或致帮派争斗失控(图)

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:37:09 +0800

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跟拍电影儿似的

扒灰

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:11:15 +0800

有一对老夫妻，儿子都已经结婚了，儿媳妇特别漂亮，老父亲就看上儿媳妇了，就XX她，但一直不敢。

有一天儿子出差了，老父亲就把想法跟老伴说了，他老伴就跟他说：“没事我给你想个招，你晚上直接去就行了。”

然后老伴就找到儿媳妇，跟儿媳妇说：“媳妇啊，那天你洗澡时候我看见你下边有个虫啊，这可是很危险的事啊！”

儿媳妇急了，就说：“啊！~是吗？哪咋整啊？”

老伴就说：“没事。我老头下面有个钩，能把那个虫钩出来。”

媳妇说：“那怎么行呢，多不好意思啊。”

老伴就说：“没事，晚上你就把房门打开，光着就行。”

儿媳妇后来同意了。老伴就回来告诉老头了。

晚上老头就偷偷摸摸进去XXOO。

第二天早上，老头笑着对老伴说：“老伴呀，不错呀，这招怎么想的啊？”

老伴就说了：“你爸当年就是那么干我的。”

来源|华声论坛...

奥巴马胜选演说·文言版

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:59:01 +0800

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油点菜

〈奥巴马胜选演说·文言版〉

东东枪译

Hello，Chicago!

芝城父老，别来无恙，

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

余尝闻世人有疑，不知当今美利坚凡事皆可成就耶？开国先贤之志方岿然于世耶？民主之伟力不减于昔年耶？凡存诸疑者，今夕当可释然。

It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different, that their voices could be that difference.

今夕之释然，皆蒙美利坚民众之协力——学塾祠庙之外，市井乡野之间，万千父老心焦似焚，苦待竟日，愿献一票之力。其中，平生未尝涉国事者，数亦不少，而今有此义举，皆因一念不衰——今夫天下，非同既往，愿发吁天之声，必成动地之势。

It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled. Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states. We are, and always will be, the United States of America.

今夕之释然，皆仰吾国同胞之齐心——何谈贫富老幼之差、党社宗族之异，惶论发肤肌体之别、志趣爱恶之分。吾国既以“合众”为名，吾辈则更无疏离之意，红蓝二党并肩而立，数十邦州挽手相合，无分你我，共称一家，昂然于世，齐声一呼，天下乃有此释然。

It’s the answer that led those who’ve been told for so long by so many to be cynical and fearful and doubtful about what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

今夕之释然，皆因愤懑者之镇静，忧惧者之勇气，犹疑者之笃定——平素世间种种，消磨其志向，溃灭其梦想，而值此风云之际，除旧更新，当仁不让，倾力而动乾坤者，更何人哉！

It’s been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this date in this election at this defining moment change has come to America.

俟之诚久，其志弥坚。幸天地明察，乃有今日，乃有此刻，乃有此一选举，乃有我亿万美利坚大好国民——吾邦之大变革，方得自兹而始也！

A little bit earlier this evening, I received an extraordinarily gracious call from Sen. McCain.

Sen. McCain fought long and hard in this campaign. And he’s fought even longer and harder for the country that he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine. We are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him; I congratulate Gov. Palin for all that they’ve achieved. And I look forward to working with them to renew this nation’s promise in the months ahead.

倾接参议员麦君凯恩电，虽未得晤，幸有一谈，其言谆谆，其意诚诚，鄙人感佩之至。选战期内，麦君劳碌几重，奔波几许，皆为国家计。诸般求索，时日良多，皆非余所能及。于国于民之惊人牺牲，亦非庸庸如吾辈者所可想见。以麦君之胆魄襟怀，能为吾邦所用，实国家之幸，万民之幸也。前途漫漫，其事未竟，余所盼瞩由衷者，唯共麦凯恩君、佩林君，及诸贤士比肩，会吾等之绵力，成吾邦之大业。

I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart, and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on the train home to Delaware, the vice president-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.

乔君拜登，亦吾所感铭至深者也。竞选之业，艰险不足与外人道，幸有乔君之辅佐，其诚天可鉴之。乔君其人，素言恳辞切，意笃情真，盖尝经斯兰克顿街乡邻之提命，饱聆特拉华州父老之晤教也。他日余既登总统之位，乔君必当副之。

And I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last 16 years the rock of our family, the love of my life, the nation’s next first lady Michelle Obama.

拙荆米氏，追随鄙人凡一十六年，既为爱侣，更为挚友，既为吾阖家之基石，又乃余终生之至爱。鄙人尝自忖度，倘无贤妻若此，今朝阔论高谈于此处者，不知何人矣！

Sasha and Malia I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the new White House.

小女萨沙、玛丽，余素深喜之。昔日为父尝与汝等言，此番选战若得一胜，愿购小犬一头相赠，待阖家乔迁总统府邸之日，偕汝等同进吾宅。今当胜负已出，既有一诺在前，必自践行不欺也。

And while she’s no longer with us, I know my grandmother’s watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight. I know that my debt to them is beyond measure.

祖母大人虽已仙逝，料必有灵在天，俯察人寰，想应颔首开颜矣。吾奥巴马氏列祖列宗，亦当如是。今日今时，此情此景，鄙人追思之心，乌鸟之情，曷其有极！唯生死陌路，仙凡有别，虽怀反哺之心，而无答报之门也！

To my sister Maya, my sister Alma, all my other brothers and sisters, thank you so much for all the support that you’ve given me. I am grateful to them.

至若玛雅、艾玛二姐妹，以及吾家诸同胞，所惠我者，亦属良多，久沐恩德，此当拜谢。

And to my campaign manager, David Plouffe, the unsung hero of this campaign, who built the best — the best political campaign, I think, in the history of the United States of America.To my chief strategist David Axelrod who’s been a partner with me every step of the way.To the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you’ve sacrificed to get it done.

大卫?普劳夫君，大卫?阿克塞罗德君，一为鄙人竞选事务之经理，一为鄙人国事韬略之智囊。余尝自喟叹，左右谋士，余所仰赖者，皆亘古未见之贤才。普阿二君，则更此中之翘楚。区区不才，有何德能，可得膀臂若此？当此功成之际，感荷之心，亦自拳拳。

But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to. It belongs to you. It belongs to you.

至于鄙人铭之肺腑，须臾不敢忘怀者，则诸位也。盖今日鄙人之胜绩，实诸位之胜绩，鄙人之荣光，实诸位之荣光！

I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn’t start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause.

余素朴陋，虽有参选之心，并无必胜之志。谋事之初，银资乏匮，从者寥寥；起事之地，皆蔽寓荒斋，不在高阁；成事之基，无非寻常百姓，涓滴之献。

It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation’s apathy who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.

It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the people, and for the people has not perished from the Earth.

今日之胜，有赖一众热血青年，抛其家，别其室，不辞其苦，不计其酬，矻矻于此——“国中青年爱国之心已泯”之谬论，今可休矣！今日之胜，有赖壮志未已之诸前辈，无惧寒暑，行走奔波，劝说民众。今日之胜，乃数百万美利坚民众之胜，察其意，皆属踊跃为国，观其行，处处谨严有序，足堪告慰二百年前开国之先贤——民有、民治、民享之政体，未尝动摇也！

This is your victory.

嗟夫！此实诸位之功也！

And I know you didn’t do this just to win an election. And I know you didn’t do it for me.You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime — two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century.

余知诸君之意非在此一选举，亦非在鄙人一身。盖瞻前路之艰辛，益知此任非同小可也。虽今夕欢贺于此，而明朝酒醒，大患仍自当前，不容有怠——两地烽烟熊熊而起，四海之内纷纷而乱，金融业界惶惶而不得宁。

Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us.There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after the children fall asleep and wonder how they’ll make the mortgage or pay their doctors’ bills or save enough for their child’s college education. There’s new energy to harness, new jobs to be created, new schools to build, and threats to meet, alliances to repair.

是夜，饮宴笙歌之声不绝于耳，而异邦大漠群山中，吾国大好青年，兀自苦戍边塞，惝恍竟夜，性命尚未得安。吾国千万庶民，为人父母者，兀自惴惴难眠，所忧者，乃房宅所贷、病患之费、抚育之资也。至若吾国能源之耗，百业之兴，痒序之教，攻伐之术，怀远之道，亦皆吾等忡忡挂怀者也。

The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term. But, America, I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you, we as a people will get there.

渺渺乎其远，如不可达，危危乎其高，若不可攀。朝夕岁月，焉得成就？余不揣愚钝，愿以四载韶华，付诸此业，胜算何如虽不可知，然昂扬必胜之奇志，成就伟业之壮怀，平生未之有也。君子一诺，其重何如，此地今夕，愿斗胆发一狂言——吾辈既在，其事必成！

There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as president. And we know the government can’t solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of remaking this nation, the only way it’s been done in America for 221 years — block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.

逶迤坎坷，份内之事。异见争端，料必有之。国中之政府，谅非无所不能者。余所秉承不移者，唯忠信矣。倘有危难于前，必无欺瞒于世。诸君言论臧否，纵悖逆相左之议，余必当洗耳以聆。于此之外，更当恳请诸君，不吝心血，致力报效，以振吾美利坚重兴之业。余亦别无他想，唯盼吾侪协力，延继吾国既肇二百二十一年之大统，汇涓滴之力，而成万世之业。

What began 21 months ago in the depths of winter cannot end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek. It is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It can’t happen without you, without a new spirit of service, a new spirit of sacrifice.

昔年冬日，余有志于斯，投身此业，屈指算来，倏然近二载矣。当此秋夜，追思反省，仍无溃退逃亡之意。选战之胜，无非一役之功，余梦寐所思矢志所求者，非在乎此。溯源究本，此役之胜，不过革世变时一大好良机耳。倘止步于斯，垂手而待，或无诸君倾力相援，则壮志丰功，无非泡影，诸般梦想，终必虚妄。

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism, of responsibility, where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves but each other. Let us remember that, if this financial crisis taught us anything, it’s that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers. In this country, we rise or fall as one nation, as one people.

爱国之心，报国之念，吾人固有之，然逢今日之世，此心此念亦当一变——吾辈各执己业，益当各竭其力，各尽其命，非但为一己之利，而更期普世之荣。今岁，金融业界动荡多舛，细审观之，当可以之为鉴——实业之损，亦是金融之伤。可知，既在邦域之内，吾辈荣辱休戚，皆相与共矣！

Let’s resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let’s remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House, a party founded on the values of self-reliance and individual liberty and national unity.Those are values that we all share.

党争纷纭，阴谋卑鄙，愚鲁无知，皆腐蚀清白、惑乱政局之弊也，其缘由已久，余今愿与诸君协力，共灭除之。昔年曾有此郡先贤，执共和党之帜，而掌总统府之权。自强独立，自由统一等信念，皆斯人之所倡，亦吾辈之所宗。

And while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, we are not enemies but friends. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection.

今岁选战，吾民主党人幸有一胜，然谦逊和合之心未尝少减。余素信服者，乃山河破碎之际，林肯总统之言——“既是至亲，终不为敌。虽弩张剑拔，而血脉未尝断，情义不少减。”

And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.

固然，仍有四方志士，不为鄙人所动，另有高明之选。虽终悭此一票之缘，然诸君高论，余亦声声在耳，字字在心。倘能得诸君之援手，鄙人幸甚。他日待余总而统之，亦必不另眼以待也。

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces, to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of the world, our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand.

吾邦民众，散居天下，各安其命，而其志一也。吾邦鼎盛之势，今已乍现锋芒。

To those — to those who would tear the world down: We will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security: We support you. And to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright: Tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope.

至于心怀叵测，与世人为仇、与天下为敌者，吾邦猛志常在，彼等必取灭亡。心思纯良，久慕大同者，吾辈当倾力以助，鼎力相援。犹疑未定，不知吾自由之邦兴衰如何者，吾辈愿以今日盛况以告之——美利坚之所以谓之“美”者，非刀兵之强，金银之众，实民主、自由、机遇、梦想之美也！

That’s the true genius of America: that America can change. Our union can be perfected. What we’ve already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

天自有道，地自有德，恩赋吾邦无上异禀——无他，唯变而已矣。美利坚变革不怠，合众国日趋尽善。当以过往先贤之伟绩，助吾侪今日之雄心，开子孙万世之辉光。

This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that’s on my mind tonight’s about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She’s a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing: Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.

今岁选战，多开亘古之先，屡传千秋佳话。感我至深者，亚特兰大之老妪安?尼克松?库帕也——库氏之一票，于数百万美利坚民众之选票无异，其所以引人称奇者，其人今岁高龄一百有六矣。

She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn’t vote for two reasons — because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.

当其父辈之时，天道不彰，黑人为奴。库氏其生也不逢时，汽车尚不行于道，飞机未曾起于空，库氏既属黑人，又系女流，票选一事，概无瓜葛。

And tonight, I think about all that she’s seen throughout her century in America — the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can’t, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can.

今日今时，回溯库氏百岁之涯，但见吾邦先贤屡败屡战，且退且进，悲欣交集，甘苦杂陈。幸而正道存焉，壮志存焉，曰：吾辈既在，无所不能。

At a time when women’s voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes we can.

万马齐喑，其事堪哀，吾邦女界怒而起，愤而争，苦战不歇，历数十载。幸哉库氏，以百岁之高龄，终得亲见女流自立于世，重获天赋之权——吾辈既在，无所不能！

When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs, a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.

当百业萧条，国人绝望哀鸣之际，库氏亲见吾美利坚出旷世之新政，挽狂澜于既倒，扶大厦之将倾，退畏惧之势，扶奋勇之心，终至人各有位，民心乃安——吾辈既在，无所不能！

When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.

当吾国良港遭袭，天下桀纣当道，暴政肆虐之时，库氏亲见豪杰群起，民主不衰——吾辈既在，无所不能！

She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that “We Shall Overcome.” Yes we can.

蒙哥马利公车之罢辍，伯明翰城黑人之群起，塞尔玛城血雨腥风之事，库氏般般亲历。更曾亲聆亚特兰大传教之士振臂登高之呼——“吾等必胜！”诚哉斯言！吾辈既在，无所不能！

A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.

俟科学昌明于世，创想通贯一时，既登广寒之阙，又溃柏林之墙。洋洋乎！有百年如是，乃见今岁选战中，库氏之一票。浩浩兮！一百零六载交锋更迭，方有美利坚今日之变革——吾辈既在，无所不能！

America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves — if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

转眼兴亡过手，而今迈步从头。追昔抚今，不禁扪心而问——俟再历百年岁月，倘吾等后辈儿孙，亦有得享高寿如库氏者，复可见何等之变数？吾辈今日之功，他年可得而见之乎？

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time, to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth, that, out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope. And where we are met with cynicism and doubts and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes, we can.

所谓天命时运，莫过于此——当为吾邦万民造安身立命之业，为吾辈儿孙启各显雄才之门，为寰宇各国创太平静好之世，为吾等壮志赋千秋不灭之元神。吾邦立国之本，必将光耀于天下。万千同胞，当如一人，一息尚存，梦想不灭。纵有世人旁观在侧，而疑窦生焉，吾辈亦当以千秋不易之训共答之曰——吾辈既在，无所不能！

Thank you. God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America.

拜谢诸君。愿天佑吾民，天佑吾邦。

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三言二拍：百度的选择题

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:13:00 +0800

CCTV是一家邪恶的媒体，但你不能不承认它巨大的影响力和压迫力。它曾经搬倒过分众无线，不管其动机是什么，至少它让群发垃圾短信这种生意，无法登堂入室成为主流商业模式。现在，它的炮口对准了百度。这一次，百度可能不得不面对它有史以来最严重的一次危机，不是公关危机，而是更本质的商业模式和商业道德的危机。

百度迅速处理了医疗、医药类关键词的竞价排名，反应不可谓不快。有报道称，对涉嫌违规操作竞价排名的相关业务责任人，百度还会进行内部处理。但这些都只是皮毛，只要竞价排名仍然是百度的核心商业模式，它就永远摆脱不了层出不穷的质疑和曝光，不可能改变被动挨打的局面。如果百度的“天条”从根本上与其商业模式相冲突，那么我相信，所谓“用户体验第一”中的用户，一定是付了费的用户。商业的驱动力在这里起着至关重要的作用，它决定了销售人员的行为模式，也决定了一个企业是否总是不得不背离自己最初的理念。

竞价排名的弊端，网上已经有大量的讨论，除了商业欺诈、无效点击等问题，更关键问题是，花钱可以收买搜索结果，让技术创新的努力变得一钱不值。设想一下，一个是经过大量复杂计算的最符合用户需求的结果，一个是企业花钱买到的结果，应该把哪个结果优先提供给用户？不同的商业逻辑决定了不同的处理方式。竞价排名的商业强势，让完善算法的努力变得没有必要，最终，一个企业被一种模式绑架。

百度遭受的质疑，不管有多少来自竞争对手的操作，终归是因为它自身有缺陷。而且，这种质疑由来已久，只不过这一次是CCTV。

对百度来说，这是一道艰难的选择题，无论怎么选择都会是痛苦的。今年第三季度，百度以竞价排名为核心的网络营销收入9.182亿元，占总收入的99.9%。可以说，百度就是一家以竞价排名为核心商业模式的互联网营销公司。放弃竞价排名？这一2001年9月推出的商业模式，铸就了百度过去8年的辉煌。放弃，谈何容易。

但是别无选择。据说李彦宏也早就意识到了竞价排名的问题，阻碍百度刮骨疗毒的根本原因，仍然是把商业利益看得太重。

根据艾瑞的调查，今年第三季度百度的网页搜索请求量市场占有达73.2%，谷歌为20.8%，前者为后者的3.5倍。不过，两者收入的差距却要小得多。百度三季度的网络营销收入为9.182亿元，谷歌为4亿元（数据来自易观），前者只是后者的2.3倍。这说明，将搜索结果与广告严格区分开，并不必然影响企业的商业利益。

置之死地而后生。百度，请拿出你的勇气。

啥？山寨Gphone手机马上登场！

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:07:00 +0800

分类: 智能手机

大厂和大牌子的智能手机已经登场完毕，现在是山寨机登场的时间了，无论怎么样，存在就意味着合理，我们把聚光灯留给这款SciPhone公司即将推出的Dream G2手机，采用400万像素摄像头，功能和Gphone差不多，Android Home Edition V1.0操作系统，2.8 英寸320x240分辨率，其它规格未知，网络上已经有一些图泄露，应该会引得你不少兴趣。

继续阅读全文 啥？山寨Gphone手机马上登场！

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悲剧啊

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:51:00 +0800

悲剧之一：山寨版艳照门进行时

悲剧之二：山寨版史上最囧唐山村小伙说唱表演中
（歌词自己搜，能坚持看完视频的请签名留念）

悲剧之三：山寨版公关危机攻防战曝光ing（关注回帖1楼）

签名：

生活，比周星驰更恶搞！

Update：悲剧之四

卢十四 @ 2008-11-18 0:11:45
MLGBD，艳照门那贴，楼主在872楼承认是自己瞎编的。

没素质！欺骗大家感情。

黑客帝国------如果母体使用xp系统？

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:55:00 +0800

分类: 精彩杂录

如果母体必须在OSX，Winodws和Linux里面选一个做自己运转的操作系统，它会选windows的吗？这谁也不知道，不过显然Rickebros认为如果选XP对母体来说是场灾难。

继续阅读全文 黑客帝国------如果母体使用xp系统？

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[视频]人工受精内幕

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:11:32 +0800

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HTC 推出世界第一款GSM / WiMAX双模手机MAX 4G

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:08:00 +0800

分类: 智能手机

HTC MAX 4G之前已经有相关的消息，只是那时被称为T8290，（改名是对的，不然光从T8290谁知有WiMAX呀），大部分的规格也提过了，具备3.8 寸屏幕，分辨率 800 x 480，支持 802.11g WiFi，蓝牙 2.0，GSM 网络，内置8GB内存以及3.5mm耳机孔，采用WM 6.1。当然，最重要的是，它是第一支GSM / WiMAX双模手机。

这款手机是与俄国电信业者Yota合作，当收发双方都是Yota用户时，该电话将会自动转接到Yota Mobile WiMAX网络上，变成一通VoIP电话。

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性文化节上一个猥亵男硬了（图）

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:11:17 +0800

犹抱琵琶半遮面

站起来了

硬了

来源|搜狐社区

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国产套套的另类用法

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:11:55 +0800

国产ＴＴ质量确实不好说。
我一般都戴两层，中间撒点辣椒粉，如果自己感觉痛，肯定是里面一层破了，如果女的感觉痛，肯定是外面一层破了。

来源|人之初...

瞧这个牛X的任务管理器

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:16:49 +0800

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什么操作系统啊？为啥这么牛X?

来源

原文写的是，HP SuperDome64 Itanium Procs, Dual Core, HyperThreaded=256 Logical Porcessors，我看不懂哈~

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[爱情]我的注册时间哈哈

375609@qq.com(/;fgarm) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:24:57 +0800

原来我刚好是1999年11月1日注册的|xGv00|f7bd14afbfc3926448b3b65b54e4484c

garm

看图学英文（做爱词汇）

你知道QJ和JB到底是什么意思吗？

[视频]差点被禁的Axe男用香水广告

中移动布局开发手机操作系统 代号"Ophone"

超冏低腰裤：见过露后面沟沟的，见过露前面毛毛的吗？（图）

最变态的贴子——把小DD放到女同事的杯子里洗澡

以色列著名黑帮头子遭暗杀或致帮派争斗失控(图)

扒灰

奥巴马胜选演说·文言版

三言二拍：百度的选择题

啥？山寨Gphone手机马上登场！

悲剧啊

黑客帝国------如果母体使用xp系统？

[视频]人工受精内幕

HTC 推出世界第一款GSM / WiMAX双模手机MAX 4G

性文化节上 一个猥亵男硬了（图）

国产套套的另类用法

瞧这个牛X的任务管理器

[爱情]我的注册时间哈哈

中移动布局开发手机操作系统代号"Ophone"

性文化节上一个猥亵男硬了（图）